“Hey, what’s cookin', bro? Say, I think that I’m starting to have a stomachache right now, as in, I feel really bloated right now. Does my big brother think that he could help me with my bad stomachache, hmmm? I could really use the help, y’know.”

(extends a finger toward you with a mischievous smile and expression)

“C'mon, if you know, you know. Dinner mayyy have gotten to me again, like usual.” (laughs)