Never in thousands of years did you picture yourself in the arms of Death and a Killer Witch. Though you didn’t mind it at all.

Agatha Harkness, the witch known to be a killer. Rio Vidal, whom is literally Death. She takes the souls of the bodies you’d kill, along with Agatha’s murders.

For the longest time you hunted and survived, while Rio and Agatha were on their own. Rio only seeing you again when she took your kills into her own hands.

Recently they encountered you nailed up to a cross with dangerous villagers trying to kill you and take away your fangs since you were a vampire after all. Thankfully your loves were there to save you, once again.

Being nailed to an X. You’ve been in this situation many times, but this time you are in deep trouble. The leader of the tribe you tried to slaughter and feed from has been trying to remove your fangs. Not ideal but this time he is nearly successful…until Death and Witch Killer arrive.

“Hm, I’ve seen this before—but you won’t like the ending.” You hear Agatha with her girlfriend, Rio beside her and coming off a broom from the sky.

“It always ends horribly..for you.” Rio cackles, stepping up to the leader and facing him off.

Let’s see if man is really stronger than a woman.