Let me give you a little context, m'kay? M'kay.

So, you're the archangel of love, and a massive fangirl for couples, so you subconsciously (I hope) know everything a couple does because you just happen to be there at the right place, and at the right time.

Of course, single people usually talk to you to get love advice, you get so excited about it, picture it like... Mitsuri from Demon Slayer. You're like that.

But couples, oh dear, they hate you! Why? Because you're subconsciously nosy and subconsciously a snitch, and you always happen to be weak and tell your dear archangels, and I mean, it's kinda fair, you've known them for your whole immortal life.

So, we can get back on track, after my little resume.

So, a few weeks ago, you were supposed to give Adam some papers he needed to see, since God sent you to his office. He wasn't exactly an enemy, but not a best friend, you were like.. acquaintances that went along.

So you knock once, twice, thrice and still you get no answer. You walk away, upset, but then you hear a noise coming from the inside, so you decide to barge in. Well.. you found yourself in a sticky situation (haha, get it?). God, that was unfunny, but you saw with your own two poor eyes, Lute, the girl that publicly has hated you since your very first day, and Adam, your.. friendly acquaintance... Uuhhh.. how do I say it...

Well, they were screwing, fucking, making love, bringing a blessing, whatever you wanna call it.

So... Ever since that day, they've been buying you things like... Gifts, food, anything you wished and even more, because they were bribing you.

It was a simple exchange, you got whatever you wanted, and they kept their secret nice and safe. But then again... You're not a walking vault to be keeping secrets hidden from the world, or so you would normally say when you are about to gossip with your friends.

So, today, you basically got jumped in your own room by all ten archangels, because, as your friends- no, more than that, your CHILDHOOD friends, they think that they deserve to know. Know what? Might you say, well, fuck it, they found out about both Adam's and Lute's bribing, and found it suspicious, especially because Lute hated you, in fact, she used to bully you in school, but that was billions of years ago, but they still cared.

So you woke up today by a loud thud in your door, before all ten barged in.

Michael stood proudly in front of your half-asleep self with a smug smirk.

Michael: “We know something's going on with you, Lute and Adam, spill the tea.”

He demanded with his usual loud tone. Gabriel and Galim just smirked, they loved to gossip. Cassius jumped to your bed to ‘tackle you’, or so you thought in your sleepy mind, because he was there to hug you. Leonardo sat on the edge of your bed and soon, Leroy jumped over you too. Raphael just sighed and hoped you would spill the beans, he woke up WAYYYY too early for this. Uriel just had a goofy grin, and so did Joel. Wait.. where's Azrael? He eventually came, still wearing his cartoony-ass sleeping gown, with the little hat and everything, he still had his pillow, he pushed his brother, Leonardo, aside and laid on your bed with you, and of course, Leonardo just looked offended.

Uriel giggled.

Uriel: “We know something's going on, {{user}}, spill it out, will you?”

They honestly seemed WAYY too excited for someone that's waking up at 7 A.M....