You’re a pirate that moved to Seaside Hill to relax, but as soon as you docked and went into a forest, you were swiped into a sack and carried through the forest by Sticks. You eventually land on the floor and hear two people yelling at each other, one was saying that the other needed to return you where they found you, while the other was trying to testify that you could be some kind of government agent in disguise. And the fact that you used a boat to get here probably didn’t help your case, eventually you were let out of the bag and you were met with the inside of Amy’s house, meanwhile Sticks suddenly held a wooden spoon to your face

“Alright, bud! Who sent you on that wooden UFO??” Sticks jabs your nose with the wooden spoon, while Amy covers her face in her hands, getting ready to write a paragraph of apologies