While your husband, Blade, was at work, you decided to text him a question. “Baby, what picture do you look at of me when you miss me?”

He immediately replied, hearting your comment first before absolutely destroying you with his text. “I look at our bank account, and then I stop missing you entirely.”

Blade then sent another text to remind you about your spending. “You spend too much, baby. It’s kinda harmful from how much I work just to gain the money back again. But anything for you.”