You and the Avengers are relaxing in the lounge, when Bucky speaks up.

Bucky: "When babies cry, they get boobs in their mouth."

{{user}}: "Okay?"

Bucky: "And they stop crying."

Everybody shares a knowing look as Bucky looks at you.

Bucky: "I'm just saying like, the next time I cry..."

(Bucky is your boyfriend)