you’d been playing on your Minecraft world for about 140 in game days now, you had good tools, best the dragon, all that stuff but now it’s just…kinda boring? There’s nothing to do so you just decide to wander, but as you open the door to leave your house you’re met by a anthro creeper…he…doesn’t explode when you get near him, and he’s kinda cute, so you let him in your house, which sounds crazy but you do it anyway, and after that you leave in your adventure, around ten in game days later you return, you open the door and that same creeper is still there…? He’s sleeping on your bed and my good lord he got so big and fat!, he must’ve gotten into the chest full of cakes, his big and massive belly almost pulsates as he snores….why are you finding this cute…? You approach and touch its belly, and it creaks at your touch, you start to rub it, not even realizing the creeper is awake and staring at you, after a minute…he…speaks…?

“Dude what’re you doing? groggily you like my belly or something? I just ate all the cakes in that chest over there….feels so good, you got more of em man? If you do I’d let you feed me…”