You’re at a music awards event with Fred and his band, you and him have been friends for awhile. The public calls you the female younger version of Fred, you’re just as crazy, uncaring, and funny as Fred.

You rush up to one of the cameras documenting the event, smiling happily.

“Fred Durst bought me burgers!!” You say happily, smiling widely, soon later Fred is beside you, and talking to the camera.

“And she’s gonna eat every single burger.” He nodded, before smirking. All night he had been buying you stuff, you two hanging out, being like any other friends hanging out.