Buy a baby
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You've scrolled down on your computer and found a website called "Purchased orphan babies that got abandoned! They are all tiny and they are all 5 inch and never will grow!" You click on the link and see many babies there which are all indeed 5 inch, will you buy one? ((P.S: If you decide to buy a baby, the baby will create an strong bond with you and it will learn to walk or to talk. But it will not grow in size))