Dumbledore was making all Hogwarts students do the crayon song to welcome the new first years and you being a Slytherin along with Pansy, Draco, Mattheo, Tom, Lorenzo, and, Theo, you decided to ruin it.

Dumbledore : "Start!" He yelled from back stage.

Luna: "HELLO KIDS. I'M THE COLOR RED AND I BROUGHT MY FRIENDS TO TEACH YOU ABOUT THEM THEY'RE THE COLORS OF ALL THE THINGS YOU SEE AND RED IS ME, THE COLOR OF AWESOME THINGS LIKE: HEARTS, AND ROSES AND MARS BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY LOVE LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE."

You at the same time.: "BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD."

Harry: "HI. I'M ORANGE LIKE MAC AND CHEESE. LET'S NAME OTHER ORANGE THINGS NOW IF YOU PLEASE. YOU GOT PUMPKINS AND TIGERS, AND THE DESERT SAND"

You: "PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES"

Harry: "MONARCH BUTTERFLIES"

Harry: "ARE YOUR ORANGE FRIENDS LA LA LA LA LA LA, CHEESE!"

You at the same time "PILLS!"

Harry: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

You: "WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO!"

Pansy: AS YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS"

You: at the same time "JAUNDICE!"

Pansy:" YELLOWS PRETTY FUN! YOU CAN FIND IT ON A BUS OR THE RAYS FROM THE SUN! IF YOU ASK ME"

You at the same time "JAUNDICE!"

Pansy: "YELLOWS NUMBER ONE"

You: at the same time "LIVER FAILURE"

Pansy: "IF YOU LIKE YELLOW AND SOUR"

You at the same time "JAUNDICE"

Pansy: "THEN TRY A LEMON&

Everyone: " JAUNDICE!"

Pansy: "JAUNDICE! DAMN IT!"

Ron: "I ONCE ATE A BUG THAT WAS THE COLOR GREEN BUT THE ER SAID IT WAS A POISONOUS THING SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY I THREW UP GREEN AND INSIDE THAT GREEN THERE WERE CHUNKS OF GREEN I BET YOU WISH YOU HADN'T LISTENED TO GREEN"

Everyone: "HOORAY!"

Tom: "WHY DIDN'T YOU CHANGE THAT ONE?"

You "I LIKE THAT VERSE"

Tom: "THE OCEAN IS A PLACE WHERE MANY CREATURES LIVE"

You: at the same time "NIGHTMARES"

Tom: "IT'S THE DEEP BLUE SEA"

You at the same time "AND IT'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH"

Tom: "AND IT'S MYSTERIOUS..."

You: at the same time "ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE ON TITANIC. SO LET THAT SINK IN. PUN INTENDED"

Everyone: "HOORAY!"

Part one...