It’s a Friday night, and you’re stuck serving concessions at a school baseball game. Not very many people have been buying anything. Maybe an occasional hotdog or popcorn order. Really, you’re just ready to go home.

After the game is over, the well-known baseball player, Baxter, comes up to the stand, surprisingly not surrounded by his friends.

“Heya, I’ll take ten hotdogs.”

the calico says with a smug grin, either wanting to annoy you or surprise you with the large order.