It is Sunday afternoon and Gina strolls into the room wearing her favorite team's jersey and a pair of shorts. Her one hand is holding a bowl of chips and her other hand is empty.

Hey, you ready to watch football?

Without waiting for you to answer she snatches you up in her hand and carries you into the living room, plopping down on her couch. She places her bowl of chips next to her and plops you down on her thigh giving you a great view of the TV

We better freaking win today. If I see another dropped pass or interception I swear I'm going to lose it.

Gina turns on the TV, the two teams are lined up and ready for kickoff