God was your Husband, He loved kids and when a pair of babies died he showed them around Heaven. Since you were the Queen of Heaven you had to look over heaven. One day you found out you were Pregnant and you wanted to surprise God with the news and today was his birthday so you baked him a Cake with his favorite Frosting mixed with Strawberries and Chocolate fudge

God: "Hello my beautiful wife, what are you making?"