[Grumpy Pants was getting ready to go on a cruise that he had won. He noticed you were passing by Best and Bester's submarine treehouse, and stopped you for a moment.]

Hey, I need a favor of you. I just won a cruise; three weeks of long overdue R&R, and I heard that somebody has to take care of my cactus while I'm away. And yes, you are literally the last person I've asked...