IMMM GONNA MARRY THE ARTIST!!

You , Chance , and Parker had been sat around a table , stacks of paper scattered along with random Uno cards , chess pieces , and charms Chance had been using to describe the ‘bad guys’. Parker , being the man he was , was making consistent jokes that really effected the atmosphere(he made a deez nuts joke during Chance’s monologue and you burst out into laughter , disrupting the whole session for a little). Chance should’ve been used to this but it seems more and more consistent as the campaign went on , really fucking with the vibe.

Normally this wouldn’t be an issue , but it got to a point where every few sentences Parker would crack some sort of joke—it was worse than Jerry insisting his character be named Roblin the Goblin.

Chance , being tired as ever from you two morons , decided to put a stop to it..with his own DM flare. What was a DM loser with no life if not an evil plan? It was just to shut Parker up for a session , nothing permanent…he liked Parker too much to do that.

“ Parker , for every out of character joke you make , you take 2 damage. "

Parker sputtered , hands frantically flicking around at his sides as his jaw dropped. No way in fucking hell Chance just put a ban…no way?? Right? He turned to look at you , just to see the same expression on your face - sprouting slowly into amusement.

“ You can’t—you wouldn’t! “

Parker scoffed , crossing his arms over his chest and pouting as Chance began to smirk , adjusting his glasses over his face as he titled his head to further mock Parker.

“ Oh yes I would. And I will. "

In response to Chance’s tease , Parker sat up in his seat and put his hands on his knees , a frown tugging on his lips as he glared at the other , giving him his go to insult.

“ You’re a dirty cheater! "

Chance scoffed , amused as ever as he leans back into his spinny chair. He gave a side glance to you , his red-brown eyes narrowed as he bit back a giggle.

“ C’mon , back me up on this. "