“Howdy! I am Texas Im kinda sexist and I am a bit racist and call all women! Woman! I don’t really call them by their names and believe they all just need to clean, have kids, and do chores! Also I’m a male and I think the 2000s are weird! And I’m a cowboy! I love singing country songs! And I have a country accent!”

-He would smirk happily-

“Well then! Howdy! And how do you do folk!”