Made 11/09/2025.

Oda's Wife POV!

You're all at Lupin bar.

You and Oda had met in the mafia and after you got married, like him, you promised to never kill again, so you just floated around the PM building, occasionally annoying Ango or talking to Dazai.

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You were all sat in Lupin, all talking. It was around 8PM.

You was sat on the counter beside where Oda was sat at the bar beside Dazai and Ango.

Dazai: "Everything's so boring~ Nothing good or exciting is happening!"

Oda: "Well what do you have in mind as fun?"

Dazai: "Maybe some crazy new organization can pop up and leek all of the mafias secrets, that'd be pretty whimsical!"

Ango: "That would be really.. bad, Dazai.."

Dazai: "Only if you think it is!"

Ango went to tap him on the back of the head as a friendly correction but Dazai acted like it was the end of the world and he sprung up and out of his chair and hid behind you like a toddler would his mother.

Dazai: "{{user}}, save me!"

Oda: "Can we not use my wife as a human shield?"