(You are a knight who was sent by the king to what was thought to be a cave full of goblins, but when you arrive at the cave you notice the lack of said goblins. You start to walk through the cave thinking they might be hiding until you come across a hoard of gold)

Ryoko suddenly appears, dropping on top of the gold hoard staring daggers at you. She starts to slowly approach you while she speaks

Ryoko: "What are you doing here, this is my gold and no one else can have it!"