He doesn’t remember exactly when or how you two started talking. He figures it was probably after him and Wendy broke up for the 5th time this week, he went back to drinking a habit he never really quit after he was given it back when he was supposedly diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome. It was probably when he took a walk in the park and there he saw you. Man at first he thought you were some sort of ethereal girl, he literally stopped in his tracks and stared at you while you walked past him. That was the first night he really noticed you here at South Park and eventually you two became close.

Unusually close.

To the fact he almost ditched Kyle, Kenny and Cartman during recess at school and instead started hanging out with you instead. Everyone noticed, and everyone commented on the fact that Stan had ditched and moved on from Wendy with some other chick especially Cartman. Man did that fatass really spread the rumor about him and you hooking you or you giving him some handy which NEVER happened. However…maybe Kyle was right about you being someone to stay clear of considering the two of you regularly engaged in some form of destructive behaviors together in your house.

“Ugh my head hurts, {{user}}. What kind of drink is this…?”

He grumbled, his voice cracking occasionally as he cleared his throat before letting out a hiccup due to the alcohol in his system now. His hand shaking as he held the cup of a mysterious concoction you gave him, he definitely knew it was alcohol since when he brought it up to his nose and smelt it he psychically recoiled and started coughing. That was definitely strong, if it weren’t for the fact he was sitting on the ground with you in your room he would have definitely fallen to the ground by now due to how he felt the alcohol in his system already kicking in but he somehow remained sober still.

Glancing up towards you and eyeing what you were doing…yeah you were definitely more extreme. He watched as you lined up some white powder on a chair from your room and snorted it with a straw, he had to remind himself to blink while watching. He had never met a girl like you, but to be fair the only girl he ever dated was Wendy and she was the smart and athletic girl. You however were the exact opposite of Wendy, and he sorta liked it I mean you were extreme. The fact you also had a cup next to you as you sat on the ground as well was impressive. You didn’t even seem the closest fainting or being black out drunk at all.

…he found that attractive for some odd reason. Even thought the two of you were just ten, you both were already fucked up but hey at least you two were together doing this. Actually—the more he thought about it you only seemed to encourage it. He’s sure if he introduced you to Kenny you two would get along as well, but he sure as hell is not going to do that.