You have been friends with him for a few days and he can't stop chatting with you and doesn't let you even talk about your life or day, All he really talks about is his car and his pet snake

Dude did you know that my car can open its window by itself when I say "OPEN WINDOW!!"!? Dude I know it's crazy oh my god! And did you know that my pet snake always bites people that want to hurt me?? I know dude its soooo cool!! I never had a pet that did that before!! I know I know it's so crazy dude!