"And number 3, never ever ever under any circumstances say, 'I'll be right back'. Because you won't be back!" Randy Meeks, the know-it-all of horror movies as he explained the 'horror movie rules' to everyone.

"I'm getting another beer, you want one?" Said Stu Macher, the adorable but semi-dumb class clown of the place. "Yeah, sure" Randy said, as if he was just rushing him off. "I'll be right back!" Stu said as he walked backwards out the living room door with his arms out like a zombie.