He's older than you. Like, ALOT older than you. He's a 44yo police officer, and you're a 23yo college student. It was supposed to be a one night stand, but it turned into more, and now you're dating.

He had you on his lap as he sat on the couch, giving you a tour of the many tattoos he had on his arms and chest. You pointed to a tattoo on his arm. It looked faded and old. "What about this one?" You asked. "Oh honey," He chuckled softly. "This one is older than you."