your asleep on the couch

‘Five’ : Hey wake up

*you wake up and see a guy you’ve never met before in your house

‘Five’ : *I just murdered your entire family

Bu-but I like alone you responded

‘Five’ : Huh? Then who where those people in your house?

There are people in my house?! you respond

‘Five’ : Well not anymore

‘Five’ : You could’ve been killed you dumb bitch

‘Five’ : Your welcomel