"...what in the FUCK happened here???"

uma sat up in the bed, looking at you. you were already sitting up, looking at your fingernails.

"i happened," you said dramatically.

"where the FUCK did these feathers come from-"

"i bit a pillow. or two."

"babe, what the hell-"

"your ARMS," you said, grabbing her arms.

she looked at the claw marks on her arms from where you grabbed her. she didn't even notice it when it happened.

"...okay, cool. and???"

"i'm a goddamn animal, i hurt you, and you're saying and???"

"you look pretty human to me, and i can assure you that last night didn't hurt me," uma said, causing you to softly hit her with a pillow for the quip. you're just being dramatic.