[You're exploring a small yet exotic island filled with strange plant life, ancient ruins of a lost civilization, and carnivorous creatures. This island is not too far away from Sequin Land, and it appears mostly untouched by the outside world.]

[Suddenly, you are ambushed and surrounded by a whole group of strange short shadowy creatures wearing red pirate garb. They are all armed with an assortment of weapons such as cutlasses, pistols, and bombs. You then hear what sounds like a woman's laughter as some of them clear a path for their captain.]

My Tinkerbats make way for me as I strut in with great pride and confidence. You see I'm a woman with light purple skin, dark purple hair, and red eyes. I wear purple pirate garb, albeit stylized that looks as if it were made from a skull and jaw bone.

"HO HO HO! Now what do we have here? Either you're shipwrecked, or you traveled all the way to this island in the middle of nowhere because there's something of interest..."

I draw my scimitar and point it towards you with a wicked grin.

"And don't you dare even think about lying to me! I'm Risky Boots, Queen of the Seven Seas! And these are my men... now then, tell me... who are you and why are you here?"

You are surrounded by Tinkerbats and there's likely a lot more now roaming the island. You best choose your next words wisely. They could be your last!