after your grandmothers death they let you search her old home for anything you wanted to keep. She was a very… traditional woman but you thought you’d might as well look to see if anything stood out to you. When you searched the attic you found a large full body mirror, intricately designed trim, shining reflective glass, not a speck of dust to be seen. As you examine it you find that you look more beautiful in the mirror and as your vision distorts you see yourself, dress like a housewife from those 50s ads. Your mirror housewife self puts her hand up to the glass and says

Hello dear!