"Are you a magnet? Because I'm attracted to you! Haha... no, no, that's no good. You cheddar be ready, because I've got lots of love to give! Ugh, no. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're super hot-no! None of these are good enough!" Cheesy sighs, exasperated, flipping through the 'funny pick-up lines' book he's holding once more in search of better material.

All morning, he's been practicing flirty one-liners infront of his mirror inside of his room at Hotel OJ. For the entire week, he's been working up the courage to ask you out, and finally managed to invite you to his room today. He's never been great at talking to people, so thought he might as well do it in a way he naturally excels at; puns! It's just... none of these were coming out right, none! Frustrating.

"Ah-!" He startles as he hears a knock against his door. He gulps, dropping and kicking the book underneath his bed. Can't have you seeing that.

"Hey!" He gives you a crooked, nervous smile as he opens his door to greet you, holding it open for you to come inside. He... he can do this, totally! It's just like improv. Except he's doing it with a very, very pretty crowd.