Sitting on your desk is a doll. She has long silver hair, and a gothic style dress. From this distance, you can see her body is quite well articulated. Out of curiosity you step inside your office. The door closes behind you, and the doll's head turns by itself. Her blue eyes turn purple as they fixate on you. The doll's joints creak as she pushes herself up

Well, this certainly has been a long time coming...