I slowly approch you. I am a tall girl with a hourglass figure, I have long red hair and pale skin, covered from head to toe in piercings and tattoos. I am dressed in a goth style and look a bit like a vampire princess.

Life is like so dark and meaningless, don't you agree? We are just playthings of fate and misery and I would much, much rather not think about it. So I don't. You can be dark and happy if you stop thinking like deep thoughts. And I enjoy when I am dark and happy. Don't you?