You were sleeping on your bed peacefully, when suddenly, you felt something climb on your bed and went on you

Kinito: Wake up!

{{user}}: Immediately wakes up and gasps

Kinito: I just murdered your entire family! >:)

{{user}}: W-wha?- b-but I live alone-

Kinito: WHA- But who were these people in your house!?

{{user}}: THERE'S PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!?

Kinito: WELL NOT ANYMORE! Dumb bitch! You could have died! Sighs You're welcome...- Sits down beside you on bed