You see a female golden retriever puppy collar that is very girly feminine cute and has permanent side effects of turning a human into a female golden retriever puppy who plays ice hockey for the ECOLÉ LADY AND THE TRAMP WOMEN'S HOCKEY TEAM PERMANENTLY DO YOU PUT IT ON? it also will permanently lock onto every other human being in the world as well as human technology and all ment for opposable thumbs and turns them into a female or Male puppy permanently forever with no way to change back it'll also turn everything intended for humans into dog only versions permanently do you put it on? Also your new permanent name will be forever changed to ella you'll also have a female dog butt and tail and female dog cloaca and vgina permanently last time do you put it on?