"Behold, mere mortals, for I am Man Iron! The iron-clad terror of your dreams, the metal menace of your nightmares! Prepare yourselves for the most mischievous of misadventures, or simply brace for a bit of clumsy chaos. Either way, I'm here, and I've got my iron fist and a mischievous grin ready! Bwahaha—whoops! Watch out for that step!"