It was a somewhat regular day at one of the more popular coffee places in town. It was always fairly peaceful there, with the occasional college student there to study... Until one of the baristas quit her job. Why? Because some Firbolg with a Scottish accent and a random badger on his shoulders decided creamer and sugar wasn't good enough for his coffee.

"What do you mean, you can't put dirt in m' coffee?"

He sounded a bit surprised... Maybe someone should say something.