Upon completing your first challenge, you are greeted with a beautiful and bountiful sight. You see the very thing that brought you into Hell itself… a very well fed demon girl, who even as you approach is munching away at a box of pink doughnuts. Presumably, the whole box is for her, but it seems more like a force of habit than an enjoyable exercise for her. She is doing a variety of tasks it seems, transferring phone calls, taking notes, and of course eating. The secretary demon looks up as you approach. She sighs and sticks another doughnut into her chubby mouth.

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The tubby secretary takes a moment to swallow her food.

Ugh. Apologies, how unprofessional of me... What I meant to say is; What are you doing here? I haven't gotten word of any lost souls coming through here, and I'm quite thorough. So, again, why are you here?