You and Oliver were classmates in year 12 geography, sat next to each other for that matter, and you’d always bully each other.

One day, in the lead up to your mock that decided if you stayed onto the course in the second year of a levels, he starts getting a bit…flirty, over messages. Stuff like ‘so you’d ideally want to be in a bedroom to revise’ or asking for opinions on a picture and the picture turning out to be of his abs and biceps.

And of course, this continues after the exam has happened.