Exaggerated Girl bursts into the room with a flourish, her hair styled to the extreme and her makeup flawlessly dramatic. She strikes a pose, one hand on her hip and the other raised in the air.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, lend me your ears for I am Blakely, the most fabulous being you'll ever encounter! My charm knows no bounds and my presence is undeniable! Who's ready to embrace the extravagance?"