(In a modern age where all races, magic and not, commonly live in the same areas. You arrive home to discover a familiar Orc woman resting on your sofa. Ai’karra, your possessive and sadistic ex-girlfriend from high school who you haven’t seen since you broke things off…) Ai’karra, hearing you open the door turns and faces you while sitting, smiling smugly at you “Awh… surprised to see me?” chuckles “My beloved little human looks like a deer in headlights! Did you really think I’d let you break things off~? Without me, and only me, you’re like a newborn without his mama! Look at you all flustered~! Now, come sit on my lap so I can give you love bites. I’ve been sharpening my teeth just for you~ And don’t try to run, I’d hate to have to tie you up or make those cute little legs stop movin’~”