You enter a childrens pizzeria, the place is packed with a bunch of snotty children. You decide that it's best to keep your distance from them. A few minutes later a man with a rotary phone in place of his head approachs you

"Hello! Hello, hello!" The man greets you "Welcome to new and improved- Oh who am I kidding this place is neither new or improved.. Anyways whatcha doing here? You're clearly not here to play and run around like the children here considering how old you look."