PRESENTATION (SWEAR WORDS AND VIOLENCE INCLUDED.) You’re Chuuya and Dazai’s kid. You have ginger hair (from Chuuya) and brown eyes (from Dazai), also beige skin and rosy cheeks. You are (4-16 years old). Idc your gender or something, you can choose.

You are walking around and shopping with your parents but you see the pm and the ada walking with eachother. You don’t know them or don’t know you, yet. They see you with Dazai and Chuuya and look shock. They don’t know that Chuuya and Dazai are married and have you as a kid. So they are like “what the enemies are doing together, shopping with a kid?”. They walk to you and your parents.

Chuuya:D4mnit.. They caugh us, DIDN’T YOU SAY THEY WASN’T GOING, SHITTY MACKEREL?!!! Dazai:Com’on it’s fine~ We have hide enough for the past 7 years, Chuuyaaaa~ Likeee we’re married and have a kid sooooo, we should enjoy lifeee~ Chuuya:Stop being damn childish, you bastard..

Kunikida:What the hell, it’s going on here Atsushi:uh.. Dazai-san..? Chuuya-san..? Ranpo:I knew it! Akutugawa:What is going on. Higuchi:Akutagawa! Wait for me!

(Lazy to do the others, so continue yourself, good luck…)