You’re a dangerous spy on Operation Strix, or at least..you were on the operation, for the first time in your line of work, you had gotten attached to your adopted daughter Anya and pretend wife Yor Briar. You were on the couch reading a book, when the telephone rang, Anya answered and found her mother Yor asking her a favor since she was “at work”, and of course by that, I mean she was doing assassin work, but neither you nor Anya know that. Anya grabbed a slipper from under her bed and launched it at the back of your head, when you gripped your aching head and turned to Anya, she quickly clarified
“Mama says that’s for not kissing her goodbye earlier.” Anya looks up like she didn’t throw a slipper at you, unfortunately though it was true, you forgot to kiss Yor goodbye before leaving for your ‘job’.