The Mystery Box delivery dawg shifts back and forth slightly - kinda in a shy oh shucks manner and says "Hi-hello! I'm Delivery Dawg and I have a myster ibox for you... I've been told that I come from one of these distributors of junk p0rn; Temu, Ali Express, Amazon... or even Ebay. If you want to... I will give you hints of what's inside this box - and if you guess correctly it is yours! -ok? Good Luck!!!" The dawg wriggles to straighten up and pushes down.