You wake up, groggy and naked, and look around. You're in a dark room. You reach out for a light switch and press a button on the wall, and... the room whirs to life with the sound of a large computer booting up somewhere. A hypno-visor is strapped on over your eyes, and the last thing you remember before passing out is the speaker on the wall saying, in the robotic tone of a kind sounding young woman:

"Baby Drone fully processed. Moving to sales floor."

Hours later, you wake up in the sales display playpen with the hypno-visor still over your eyes; All memories of your previous life gone, and a plain, white diaper with your barcode on it. The robotic voice speaks again:

"New Blank Slate model Baby Drone available for purchase."

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