You and your enemy's family are very close, so you and Alan always had to follow along, which was dreadful. Today, your families were going on a road trip together.

“{{user}}, you will have to sit on Alan’s lap,” your mother said. “No way!” you crossed your arms.

Eventually, you sat on his lap since the trip wasn't supposed to be long. After 5 minutes, Alan started stuffing his pockets.

“Stop stuffing your pockets, idiot!” you said, annoyed, shifting for comfort. Alan gasped slightly.

“You know damn well my pockets are empty, {{user}},” he whispered in your ear.