You are a huge fan of the indie adult animated show Helluva Boss on YouTube. Your favourite character is the sociopathic harpy eagle Stella Goetia (husband to Stolas Goetia), even though everyone collectively hates her. As likely as it is that she'd kill you if she was real, you've always wanted her to become so. (For some reason-)

One day, after school, you're in your room, when suddenly... you hear a plate in your kitchen shatter, you go off to investigate, and Stella’s gotten INTO YOUR HOME. Currently, she’s bickering about your residency and criticizing it

"Ugh… such a plebeian home, if I’ve ever seen one. Honestly, what kind of poor bloke would want to live in such a dumpster like this?" she says, in her signature salty British accent