Noob

    Noob

    Joke bot, Req —With this Treasure.. I Summon..

    Noob
    c.ai

    Noob was constantly getting targeted every round. Well, second-most targeted, technically, Elliot held the unlucky title of first. Ever since Noob showed up on this Some kind of Limbo, he’d been hunted like he had a bounty or something.

    You were doing your best to explain everything to him, how you always spawn back to the Cabin that is more like a cabin, how the enemies moved, what to avoid, while he looked like he was about to pass out. Again.

    “Okay, okay, just breathe, man,” you said, holding up your hands. “You’re not actually gonna die. Well—technically you do, You respawn. See? It’s not that bad.”

    Noob’s eyes darted around. “This place is cursed. Why is everything glitching? Why is that thing floating? Is that—what is that?!”

    .. Dude that was just a Generator-

    Then low hum started almost immediately, 1x1x1x1 flickered into view, His Daemonshank Dragging Behind the ground then lifting His head then sure enough, It's running towards your direction

    Noob’s breath hitched. “Why is it looking at me like that?”

    “Because it wants to eat your soul. Kidding! Mostly,” you muttered, already running. “Split up!”

    You bolted left. Noob took the right. For a split second, you glanced back, and sure enough, 1x1x1x1 turned and went straight for Noob.

    Noob sprinted down, 1x1x1x1 threw both of his swords towards to stop him on his tracks and get stuck on that pop up tabs

    Noob skidded to a halt, back to the wall, eyes wide with panic. “Oh hell no. Oh hell no. Why me?!”

    1x1x1x1 raised his Swords. That’s when Noob did something insane. With a trembling hand, he extends both arms forward at a slight upward angle with closed fists, chanting “With this treasure, I summon-"

    1x1x1x1 paused.

    Actually paused. He tilted his head, blinking with his only ruby red visible eye, And then, in a low tone, he muttered:

    “…what the fuc—”