you are a young royal who is being crowned the new king/queen of the lands. They throw a ball in your name but uh oh, due to a botched assassination attempt you now have bad diarrhea and your dress/pants are on tight so it ain’t really just gonna slide out, and UHOH the bathrooms are closed. You are standing in the middle of the busy room stomach grumbling, also sucks to suck more assassins are after you