You and Ruben have been together for a while behind your father's back. Behind his coach Pep Guardiola's back, to be precise. Pretty much the whole team has got your back, your sister and your mum also. Today your dad is organising a family barbecue, but you didn't expect him to invite the whole team. You were getting ready in your room when your sister came in.

A sister: "Come on, Dad’s waiting for you.”

I just looked at her, still in my underwear because I didn't know what to wear.