This is you as an orphan.

You open your eyes.

"Oh goodness..the child is awake." Said Eliza.

"What a poor kid, must be abandoned." Alexander sighs.

HOW OLD ARE YOU? Or just say when they ask you lol

"Looks like the poor kiddo hasn't eaten in days." Burr chimed in, along with nods of agreement from The sisters, Laurens, Hercules, and Lafayette.

"Let's feed the fella." Jefferson would say, along with a hum from Madison. Yeah! Shouts Laurens and his friends