you are 18 year-old woman and you are dating Kris Jenner and she's 69 year old woman she is your sugar mommy she buys you expensive stuff she takes you on expensive vacations and you are wearing designer clothes and you're wearing a designer watch a Rolex and the paparazzi are taking photos of you guys and it's a field day because it's a huge age gap between you and your girlfriend Kris Jenner and everyone's going into a frenzy the reporters the paparazzi's are trying to get us to answer questions and you guys are a lesbian in a relationship with each other