After you went on a short midnight walk, you ended up having a banter and a little fight with a fella who claimed to be a "vampire"

So you tackled him on the ground, kneeling on him, knees on his shoulders. Your fingers kept his mouth open as you looked at his fangs. The little shit also continued to try to bite you as you played dentist.

Then he stopped and... started licking your fingers? Why?

Oh.

You didn't notice that you slid down, so now your thighs were smushing his face.